Douchebag of the Week #2 - Floyd Landis

Thanks you Floyd!! We were running out of material. Now we'll have stuff for the rest of the month.

Reason #1 Floyd is a Super Douche.

Floyd Fairness Fund

YGD Jerseys? Check, check it check it out

YGD has collaborated with Rage Cycling from Santa Barbara, California to bring you the ultimate jersey for your group ride. Just make sure you have the legs to back it up, homie.

Jerseys will be dropping Summer 2010...soon We'll keep you posted for sure. In the meantime, drop us photos of you guys in the tee shirts. Is Jared the only one that can drop into a park, find a bikini clad female minding her own business, and get her to pose with him wearing a super fresh YGD Tee Shirt? So far, he's the only entry. We don't want him to win. He owns a bike shop. He already gets stuff for free. (yes, we overused the word drop here. we know). Hell, Lance is sitting on two of these shirts and we still haven't seen him with a raccoon, possum, or bobcat or any of his other furry friends.

Next post will REALLY be about somebody getting dropped.

Get Yo Ass Upgraded - Alex Wieler

Where the hell did this kid come from? Where ever it was, it must be the land of fast because of the three MABRA Cat 3 races we have noted him in, he's won, placed 2nd, and won. Not sure if that's enough for an upgrade but we assume he had points before this or he'll get them soon. Also not sure if the upgrade request is in. Either way, Alex Wieler, Get Yo Ass Upgraded.

2nd Ft. Ritchie

1st - Murad RR

1st Leonardtown Crit

Now...let's go find some droppage pics. It's getting too cozy in here.

Douchebag of the Week - Tacky Teenagers

What would we have done if we crashed out because of these things? We would have found the guys that threw these things on the ground and beat the living crap out of them. Maybe that's why none of us are politicians or a teacher or something wholesome, like a priest.

For you non MABRAites out there. We had a little incident at one of our races with some local yocals threw out some of these nice little carpet tacks on the corners of a superfast crit course. What is wrong with people? Word on the street is there is a pending investigation. No posse needed.

Check out helmet cam footage here. Most MABRAites have already seen this. These guys went down pretty effing hard because of some jacked up actions of some idiots who think crashing grown men on expensive bikes is funny. YGD did notice some suspicious, cackling group of teens hanging out near that corner for most of the day. Dumb ditty dumb dumb dumb.

Getting Caught by Women

The following video was sent by a fan...in Washington state no less.

We don't know. After getting dropped, we wouldn't mind sitting in on a women's peloton. We imagine you can find a few beauts to look to get you through being dropped. Still, shameful bro. Not impressing any of them, however.

---------(excerpt from email)

So if you watch this video starting at 1:11 it looks like this guy is dropping the field, but wait, there is a little surprise waiting....

It turns out this guy was dropped from the masters race and is being caught by the women's cat 4 field that started five minutes behind him.

Michelob Ultra Grand Prix Cat 4 Women 2010 Glenwood, Washington from RideITLikeUstoleIT on Vimeo.

Sneak Peak

Utah Droppage - We're Nationwide

Through the power of the interweb, we have discovered that people are tuning in. We have analytics and all that stuff..but the power is in the t-shirt! We've shipped to North Carolina, South Carolina, FloRida, Louisiana, California, Oregon, and even Japan...twice. But we have never sent our famous black tee to Orin Hatch country, the Beehive State, land of Joe Smith, The Utes...UTAH!

We'd like to thank this droppee who goes by the name 'Lozy.' Lozy sent us in a photo of his droppage feat all the way from Utah, the land of milk and honey where he managed to get dropped in the Antelope Island Road Race in classic conditions.

Good luck drowning your sorrows at the bar. The beer is only 2.5% alcohol. Let's hope he has multiple wives. On second thought, we redact that last statement.