Things to Avoid

These kits

These Legwarmers

One armwarmer (and getting dropped)

Jump high-fiving

Crashing on your jawbone.

Eds. note: Hoping that #447 ended up ok. That doesn't look good at all. All we can say as words of encouragement is that Jens Voigt, who landed on his face in the Tour de France last year after climbing his ass off for over an hour, is currently crushing it at Paris Nice.

Thanks to Kevin Dillard at for some of these photos.