Help Lance get a free t shirt. How? Buy one of your own so we can break even or as close to it as possible then give the 2009 poster boy a freebie. We are sure he'll model it for us and send us a photo..or burn it. Either way, it will be good fun. But things aren't free. Don't be a wheelsucker.
Speaking of Lance, he just mentioned that he is afraid of getting an emergency call that would shorten his big ride laid out for today. This is what we think it might sound like.
caller: ring ring ring
lance: hello
caller: a monkey is attacking my gopher..come quick i need help. we are all going to die!!
lance: I have a 58.4 miler i need to rock out but i'll be right there ma'am. These bonerific Vo2Max intervals can wait until it's dark outside. It makes them harder anyway. I said harder. hahah.
caller: oh thank you. i don't have any money though. can i pay you with my daughter?
lance: only if there are two of them and they are silly bazillys
caller: oh yes. they are super hot!! come right over!!
lance: hey monkey, get ready to dance
