Lance is our hero

Help Lance get a free t shirt. How? Buy one of your own so we can break even or as close to it as possible then give the 2009 poster boy a freebie. We are sure he'll model it for us and send us a photo..or burn it. Either way, it will be good fun. But things aren't free. Don't be a wheelsucker.

Speaking of Lance, he just mentioned that he is afraid of getting an emergency call that would shorten his big ride laid out for today. This is what we think it might sound like.

caller: ring ring ring

lance: hello

caller: a monkey is attacking my gopher..come quick i need help. we are all going to die!!

lance: I have a 58.4 miler i need to rock out but i'll be right there ma'am. These bonerific Vo2Max intervals can wait until it's dark outside. It makes them harder anyway. I said harder. hahah.

caller: oh thank you. i don't have any money though. can i pay you with my daughter?

lance: only if there are two of them and they are silly bazillys

caller: oh yes. they are super hot!! come right over!!

lance: hey monkey, get ready to dance

Race Ride Announcement - The Battle of Bull Run Mountain p/b Haymarket Bicycles and You Got Dropped







DO NOT Present


The Battle of Bull Run Mountain March 21, 2010

The Battle of Bull Run Mountain is fun race ride celebrating some of the gnarliest roads in Prince William and Fauquier counties. The loop is 62.5 miles and includes a nice combination of flat farm roads, steep hills, and long climbs, including a tough dirt ascent up the back side of Bull Run Mountain. Hardcase tires are recommended.

You’ve heard of a ‘no-drop’ ride? Well this is just the opposite.

Check out the route here: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/41677

Sag wagon support will be provided by Haymarket Bicycles.

For more information, just show up on Sunday.

Disclaimer

Ride at your own risk, and follow the rules of the road. The roads aren’t closed, so don’t piss off drivers, get hit, crash, or break laws.

Scoring

  • Town line sprints are ON.
  • KOM points at the top of Waterfall (2), Foxcroft (2), and of course, Bull Run Mountain (3).
  • The finish line is the front edge of the I-66 overpass on Antioch Road.

Category

Start Time

Entry Fee

Prizes

Pro/1/2/3

8:00am

$0

Bragging Rights

4/5

8:00am

$0

Bragging Rights

Women’s 1-4

8:00am

$0

Bragging Rights

Junior

Are you sure?

$0

Bragging Rights

Open

8:00am

$0

Bragging Rights

Location: Parking Lot of Haymarket Bicycles


YGD and HB Permit Number: 1

Permit is NOT Pending.

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MABRA's first race is right around the corner. We've been polishing our lenses and choosing our sniper perches.

Who will it be on Monday morning?