Get Yo Ass Upgraded - Alex Wieler

Where the hell did this kid come from? Where ever it was, it must be the land of fast because of the three MABRA Cat 3 races we have noted him in, he's won, placed 2nd, and won. Not sure if that's enough for an upgrade but we assume he had points before this or he'll get them soon. Also not sure if the upgrade request is in. Either way, Alex Wieler, Get Yo Ass Upgraded.

2nd Ft. Ritchie

1st - Murad RR

1st Leonardtown Crit

Now...let's go find some droppage pics. It's getting too cozy in here.

Douchebag of the Week - Tacky Teenagers

What would we have done if we crashed out because of these things? We would have found the guys that threw these things on the ground and beat the living crap out of them. Maybe that's why none of us are politicians or a teacher or something wholesome, like a priest.

For you non MABRAites out there. We had a little incident at one of our races with some local yocals threw out some of these nice little carpet tacks on the corners of a superfast crit course. What is wrong with people? Word on the street is there is a pending investigation. No posse needed.

Check out helmet cam footage here. Most MABRAites have already seen this. These guys went down pretty effing hard because of some jacked up actions of some idiots who think crashing grown men on expensive bikes is funny. YGD did notice some suspicious, cackling group of teens hanging out near that corner for most of the day. Dumb ditty dumb dumb dumb.