Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Entire State of North Carolina Gets Dropped by MABRA's Elite

We, at YGD's international headquarters aren't mathematicians. In fact, we cannot even spell mathematicians without using spell check. However, we can decipher that there were only 6 residents of North Carolina that finished in the results, top 28, at the Way Too Early For Sane People to Bike Race Wolfpack Classic in North Carolina.

This is grade A bullhonkey, tarheels. We expect more from a state that gave us Jesse Helmes, Duke University Lacrosse, and the Furniture Capital of the World..

North Carolina - hardly snow on the ground, usually about 15-25 degrees warmer throughout the winter.

Mid Atlantic - 30 degrees is a balmy day this winter. Lucky that roads don't have piles of salt and sand on them or an iceburg

North Carolina - This is your home state. Represent!

Mid Atlantic - We don't give a hoot about no Wolfpack Road Race.

At the end of the day, MABRA dominated out of it's home turf so.... North Carolina cyclists..YOU GOT DROPPED!!!


Wolfpack Cycling Classic Results Raleigh, NC Wolfpack Cycling Classic Top of the Hill Road Race Sunday February 14, 2010
Pro 1/2/3 Results Name Team From


1Steven GordonKingsnorth International WheelersWarrenton, VA
2Spencer GaddyIon Sports Nutrition p/b United HeaCharlotte, NC
3Bryan VaughanHaymarket BicyclesBurke, VA
4Christopher HongTeam ExergyCambridge, MA
5nicholas inabinetTeam VilleBoone, NC
6David FuentesSonoma/Battley H-DHerndon, VA
7Isaac HoweTeam Mountain Khakis f/b Jittery Joesconcord, nh
8David OsborneArtemis;, MD
9Jared NietersHaymarket BicyclesHaymarket, VA
10John DeLongSubaru-Gary Fisher Elite Road TeamBlacksburg, VA
11Owen McDonnellHTR Inside-Out SportsChapel Hill, NC
12Kevin GottliebLateral Stress Velo Inc.Alexandria, VA
13Thomas WronaRaleigh All Stars p/b Southeastern Pinehurst, NC
14Paul MicaNCVC/UnitedHealth GroupBethesda, MD
15Todd HancockUnattachedRaleigh, NC
16Zachary NaveBarley's Taproom- GreenvilleGray, TN
17Ryan BodgeYour Ad HereWashington, DC
18Brian SullivanDIY Music p/b Asheville Youth CycliCharlotte, NC
19Ryan SimpsonHaymarket BicyclesManassas, VA
20Timothy BrownWashington, DC
21Michael RaynorDIY Music p/b Asheville Youth CycliRaleigh, NC
22Gonzalo EscobarFalls Church, VA
23Jacob FlorenceTeam Metro p/b Greenville Cycling CBoone, NC
24Lucas HarvilleSeigler SportsVirginia Beach, VA
25Evan WynnDIY Music p/b Asheville Youth CycliAsheville, NC
26Gregoire FaberWashington, DC
27Adam Brittonvillgreenville, sc
28John ZacconeUnattachedColumbia, MD

2 comments:

Ti( * )( * )ies said...

Clearly you are not mathematicians, as you highlighted 7 NC residents and missed another 2 NC residents for a total of 9 NC racers. So not not only can YGD not count but you guys can't read either. Live by the maths die by the maths.

Still Love u tho boo.

dropped said...

we love nit pickers and we stand corrected. still 9 out of 28 and only one on the podium? Stick to watching basketball and smoking marlboros.