I call this photo "White Sex Speeding Past Rural Farm"
A few observations:
Triple chainring.
Tubes slung around shoulder similar to tour racers, 80 years ago.
This is a triathlon. WHERE IS YOUR AERO HELMET...BRAH??
What I would pay to see his tramp stamp.
Good on this dude for being out there making it happen. Baller.
Time to go look at cyclocross photos.